'Slenderman' lyrics

He’s a real Slender man,
Sitting in his slender land,
Making all his slender plans
For his proxies.

Don’t know what’s his point of view,
Where he’s from, or heading to,
But I wish I could join his army.

Slenderman, please listen,
You don’t know what you’re missing,
Slenderman, I’m waiting for your commands!

(lead guitar)

That is my life’s greatest goal:
Serving him heart, mind, and soul.
Slenderman can you see me right now?

Slenderman, don’t worry,
Take your time, don’t hurry,
I want to aid you the very best that I can!

I have made myself a mask,
None will know me or my task,
All so I can help forward your goals.

Slenderman, please listen,
I’d make a great assistant.
I am here, and I await your commands!

He’s the great Slenderman,
Coming from his slender land,
Armed with lots of slender plans
For somebody.
Plans that will be carried out
By the Proxies.
Maybe soon a plan set aside
Just for me!